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Just For Fun Hello, and welcome to Aire Heating Service’s Just For Fun page. We all need a bit of humor in this fast paced world we live in. Here we will have jokes, riddles and other humorous stuff, just for some comic relief. Note to parents: All the jokes here will be for general audiences. We will update this page
often, so check back soon. Two campers are walking through the forest when they suddenly encounter a grizzly bear! The bear rears up on his hind legs and lets out a terrifying roar. They're both frozen in their tracks. The first camper whispers, "I'm sure glad I wore my running shoes today." "It doesn't matter what kind of shoes you're wearing, you're not gonna outrun that bear," replies the second. "I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun YOU," he answers. |
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green bean are best friends. One day, they're walking
down the street together, and the green bean got hit by a
car. So the green bean is rushed to the hospital, and the
pea comes in an asks "Doctor, doctor! Is the green
bean okay?" And the doctor answers "I have some
good news and some bad news. The green bean is alive, but
he'll be a vegetable for the rest of his life." A note from a college student, with reply: Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on. Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad Jim walked into a bank and shouted, "Has anybody lost a big wad of money with a rubber band round it?" Instantly everyone in the bank ran towards him. The first person to reach Jim was an old tramp, who said, "Yes! I was the one who lost it!" "Oh right," said Jim, "I found your rubber band." That's all for now. Check back soon for more Fun Stuff. |
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